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Show your pride in the Alphabet Mafia by showing off your rank. 
Alphabet Mafia has it's own code and as you ascend in the ranks of our community, you will need to ascend to next in the series. The code is simple and the message is obvious to those who are a part of us. Collect them all LGBTQIA+ family.

1 = Private – new to the mafia

2 = Corporal – 2+ years of service

3 = Sergeant – 5+ years of service

4 = Lieutenant – 8+ years of service

5 = Captain – 10+ years of service

6 = Major – 15+ years of service

7 = Colonel – 20+ years of service

8 = General – 25+ years of service

  1. Private - new to the mafia
  2. Corporal - 2+ years of service
  3. Sergeant - 5+years of service
  4. Lieutenant - 8+ years of service
  5. Captain - 10+ years of service
  6. Major - 15+ years of service
  7. Colonel - 20+ years of service
  8. General - 25+ years of service
  • 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (4.2 oz.)
  • Tailored cut with fitted sleeves
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Side-seaming
  • Machine washable

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL

Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32

Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26

  S M L XL 2XL

Length (cm) 71 74 76 79 81

Width (cm) 46 51 56 61 66

The meaning of the alphabet mafia refers to LGBTQIA people. Originally coined by intolerant people who intended to mock the ever-growing and visible LGBTQIA (or LGBTTQQIAAP acronym), alphabet mafia has since been reclaimed by the very people who is was intended to disparage.

The people who created the term alphabet mafia intended to vilify non-heteronormative people by implying they were members of a secret, unsavory faction.